Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
So this past weekend I was able to sneak into Flaccid Labs. Sure it took me about three hours of crawling through Flaccid City's sewers and some real smart maneuvers to get around some of the biggest alligators you'll ever see, but I did it. I discovered that The Dough Doggy isn't the evil little gremlin that likes to crawl into expensive equipment and gobble it up from the inside out, he's a peaceful but yet very curious creature, with a killer appetite. And for a little ball of living dough he sure could consume what seemed to be ten times his body mass, and move faster than a cockroach running from the light. He also seemed to be a bit of a prankster. I know one of Dr. Allen Main's assistants, and she owes me a favor, so lets see if I can get the top secret papers on how Dough Doggy came to be. I'll keep you posted.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
On a recent visit to Flaccid City Labs I was surprised to hear that once again one of their many experiments went horribly wrong. It seems that there is a very small mutant creature running around the Labs getting into the machinery and causing a shit load problems. Above is the only known photo of this creature, and of course just like the Big Foot photos, it's all blurry. I asked Allen Main, the head scientist, How this little gremlin came to be? He said it was classified, but he did manage to tell me it's name. The Dough Doggy. I laughed at him, and he promptly had me escorted out of the Labs. Main can be such a dick at times. But I'm going to try and sneak back into the Labs to find out more about this so called Dough Doggy. I'll keep you guys posted.