Thursday, August 2, 2007
A myth is born!
On a recent visit to Flaccid City Labs I was surprised to hear that once again one of their many experiments went horribly wrong. It seems that there is a very small mutant creature running around the Labs getting into the machinery and causing a shit load problems. Above is the only known photo of this creature, and of course just like the Big Foot photos, it's all blurry. I asked Allen Main, the head scientist, How this little gremlin came to be? He said it was classified, but he did manage to tell me it's name. The Dough Doggy. I laughed at him, and he promptly had me escorted out of the Labs. Main can be such a dick at times. But I'm going to try and sneak back into the Labs to find out more about this so called Dough Doggy. I'll keep you guys posted.