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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Japanese commercials



WOW!?!





Now he's a Governor?

He-Man Commercials

These commercials were the shit when I was kid now they are just freaken funny!

He-Man Snake Mountain


Thunder Punch He-Man TV Commercial Motu 80 toys


Castle Grayskull Masters of the Universe commercial


Thought they were funny in English, check them out in German.

Werbe-Spot für He-Man - Figuren (ca. 1985)

3 Designers, and a shit load of talent!

This is insane! These three Designers do a scene from "Saving Private Ryan" in a couple of days just using them selves and props. When they are done it looks as if hundreds of people were involved. Check it.



If you want to read more about this you can go to: http://kk.org/ct2/2008/01/extraless-films.php

Monday, January 14, 2008

Fucked At The Drive-Thru...Again!

Why is it that every time I go to Taco Bell no matter where it is they screw up my order at the drive-thru? I can go inside the very same Taco Bell and order at the counter and they get it right. Now I'm not proud to admit but I've served my time in the fast food industry and I can say without any doubt it is the easiest fucking job out there. How hard can it be? They put little pictures of the menu items right on the frigen ordering key pad. Not only that there are always more than one person working the drive-thru station, your trying to tell me that one out of the three or sometimes four people can't cypher between the picture of the hard taco and the soft Taco. Maybe I'm brilliant, or I just don't understand the modern day pressures of the fast food industry, but when I work there, there were no pictures on the key pad, just words. Idiots.

Monday, January 7, 2008

The Goon


I don't read much, but when I do read I likes my Graphic Novels. One of my favorite characters to read about is Eric Powell's "The Goon". The artwork is kicks ass and the stories are a cross between old school Gangster and sci-Fi stories. They're kind of like "Tales from the Crypt" type funny. I suggest you Check-em. www.thegoon.com

The poll has closed.

So the people have spoken! Well at least 19 people, which really surprises me that I have so many people reading my blog. Thanks! So I'm going to start showing more sketches and paintings. I'll still do some funny stuff and I promise I won't bore you with too many step-by-step things. And if I might say, It always makes me feel good that there are a fair amount of fellow non-opinionated Douche-Bags out there. So here are the poll results:

Paintings & Sketches
11 (57%)
Painting Step-by-steps
2 (10%)
Funny Shit
5 (26%)
I'm a Douche-Bag and have no opinion
5 (26%)

2008 New Year's Resolutions

New Year's resolutions suck, and every year I say F-that shit. But this year I decided to come up with some and try to stick to them. Here they are:
  1. Be more constructive with my time.
  2. Not be such a slob, get my shit organized.
  3. Get back in shape.
  4. Of course world domination.
So far I've sucking wind with my first resolution. The plan was to go to bed early and get up at the ass-crack of dawn, so I can work on my paintings before going to work. But do to forces (Annie) out of my control and my ever lasting desire to sleep, the waking up part has been a disaster! Here I am week two, Monday and once again failed to rise and shine. I shall persevere.

As for resolutions 2-4 I've been working on all of them and making some headway. The manufacture of my evil army of subatomic nuclear robot killer slugs assures me that they will be shipped and arriving on time. We shall see...